Monday, October 31, 2005
"the worst Halloween ever!"
My daughter declared this "the worst Halloween ever!" in a very dramatic tone this morning and it wasn't even 9:00 a.m. Wonder if it's because there's no snow? Like it somehow has thrown off the Universe and so now Halloween is ruined? She may be on to something here. Given the fact that technically, for her, Halloween had just started it seems unlikely she could've already proclaimed it as "the worst Halloween ever!" but maybe she's psychic? Wonder how old you have to be to work as a telephone psychic. I think she'd be good at that.
Ring, Ring
"Hello?"
"Yeah, this is Bob. I want to know what's in my fewcha."
"What's a fewcha?"
"Aren't ya 'sposed to be seyekick or sumpin?"
"No, I'm not. I'm the mother of the psychic. Let me ask her." (aside) "Honey, Bob wants to know what's in his fewcha."--"It's the worst Halloween ever!!" (said in only the way she can--a.k.a. very dramatic)
"Did ya hear that Bob? The almighty seeing one says it will be the worst Halloween ever. Maybe you should stock up on PayDay's and Reese's cups."
"Wow. Okay, thanks!"
This could work...
For now I do know it will be "the worst Halloween ever!" if my son's "Ghastly Goul with Red Light-up Eyes" costume doesn't get here today. Damn Lillian Vernon. I ordered this thing on Oct. 20th thinking there was more than enough time for it to process, ship, and arrive. Oh ho, not so, says the little fly. Apparently if you order the HALLOWEEN costume on Oct. 20th it's guaranteed to get to you in Nov. Great...this should be a fun Thanksgiving. So now my true to the saying Virgo son is about to have a major freak out/bum out session if that costume doesn't show up on my doorstep before the school Halloween party and I'm worried that this will indeed be "the worst Halloween ever!" for all parties involved. Not only will I have miss Drama Queen telling everyone she meets how much this day sucks, but my son will eagerly be nodding and lamenting about how Lillian Vernon is a hack who can't follow through. All the while my head will be spinning from the constant chatter and "ding, dong" of the door bell. I wonder if this is why my husband seems to "hide" from people. All this time I just thought he was anti-social. Maybe he's smart. ssshhh...don't tell him I said that.
R.I.P. Bosco
I just heard from a favorite client of mine that their beloved Bernese Mountain Dog, Bosco, passed away last week. I had the privilege of photographing him at their wedding on Sept. 24th (which will be featured here soon) and fell in love with the guy. He was gorgeous and very sweet. During the ceremony he helped Jamie walk down the aisle and made sure that Blythe knew that if she was marrying Jamie, she was marrying him too. My heart goes out to Jamie & Blythe as it is never easy loosing a pet. They just find their way into your heart and never let go.
Jamie & Blythe, you have my utmost sympathies!
Monday, October 24, 2005
Ink
On to the pics...

Being shaved
First line
Neil hard at work
Outline is done
Black shading is completed
First line of color going on--no, that's not blood, that's the ink
Checking out the finished ink 
"I'm officially an inked woman!!"
Here's a close-up of my tattoo. It was right after I removed the bandage and before I washed it, so it doesn't look it's best but you get the idea. Look close...the stone looks beveled--just like the jewel in Toli's dog tag.
I need to have another pic taken of it now that it's healed. The jewel looks even more realistic now. I couldn't be happier with it! Even my kids thought it was pretty.
Chris & Darcy

You can view the rest at: Chris & DarcySunday, October 09, 2005
The Art Hop
Today my beloved Dolphins play so I'll be parked on the couch watching and rooting them on. I'll also be working on my first AsukaBook album for Jonas & Amanda. I've already done one page thus far (last week was insanely hectic as you already know) and discovered that this will be a very intense, long process as I am a stickler for graphic design. I want it to be perfect and have devised a process to hopefully make the layout easier to do. Since I recently found out that the AsukaBooks have a set page limit, this has made designing it even more difficult. I like a free-flow option where I can design to make it look good--not just for a set number of pages. Too constricting to me but I'll make do. And the album will rock--of this I will be sure because I really want Jonas and Amanda to love it.
Tonight, one of my best friends (April) is coming over from the Valley (a.k.a. Springfield) and will be crashing at our place for at least one night, maybe two. On Monday I will be popping my ink cherry as I get my first tattoo. I am thoroughly excited--not about the pain, mind you, but just to see the end result. I have wanted one for a long time and finally decided that of the 3 designs I wanted, this was the time to get the first. It will be a memorial piece for my dog Toli. The main element will be the bottom part of his dogtag and the top and bottom will have something as well to give movement to the ink. My artist, Neil at Oxygen Tattoos, is drawing up some sketches and I can't wait to see what he comes up with. I drew something up myself and despite the crappiness of the quality (I drew it on the computer) I like it. I'm interested to see what he comes up with. Hopefully I'll see it before tomorrow however it doesn't seem likely at this point.
Friday, October 07, 2005
TGIF
My biggest pick-me-up of the day was when I dropped off the packets at the kids' school. My daughter's classroom is right by the front doors to the school and the 1 window they have in that room looks right outside where people walk in and out of. As I was leaving, I couldn't resist looking and seeing where my daughter sits. And even though I was far away from the window, she saw me. Her eyes lit up, she waved enthusiastically, and I blew her a kiss...which was promptly returned. I swear, I must have smiled for 5 mins. after I left. Nothing beats your kids' eyes lighting up when they see you. I hope that never goes away...it may fade some, but so long as it's still there to a degree that's all that matters.
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Art Hop
I'm also proud to announce that I am now carrying the Gina Alexander handbag line. Although I haven't seen these bags in person yet, I have heard nothing but great things about them. I can't wait to get my samples in.
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Manna in a cup
Today's manna was from the "Good Karma" coffee hut by Wal-Mart. I went for a 12 ozs. decaf Peppermint Mocha. It was pretty tasty though a little heavy on the syrup. Good Karma is one of my favorite coffee huts. Usually you can taste the coffee even if you get a flavored one...unlike other coffee places (not that I'm knocking the 'bucks mind you...I have a special place in my heart for them too!). Good Karma is also one of my husband's favorite. He always, and I mean always, gets the biggest mocha he can--no matter where he goes--with at least 3 shots of espresso, if not more. This may explain the loud "throw it to HOLT!!" shouts he's been doing for the past hour as we watch our beloved Sunday Football. Or...maybe it has less to do with the gazillion mgs. of caffeine and more to do with Fantasy Football. His other favorite thing to watch on Sunday. I think I'm throwing him off as I am writing this on the laptop and he can't see his scores. So he keeps running back and forth between the living room and my studio--where the "big" computer is. Good thing he had all those extra shots of caffeine. It's good for him.
Other killer coffee places around Bend include Dutch Brothers (my buddy Jeff adores coffee too but he hates going to these huts as 9 times out of 10 there are hot GUYS working there...he prefers the more feminine coffee hut baristas); Sunrise Espresso (I think it is--it's right down the street from me); Bellatazza (not a hut, but still good--and check out the killer "artwork" they make in the foam); Sisters Coffee Company (also not a hut but damn good coffee); and Balay--now, I haven't had their coffee but their Bubble Tea is uber good (see below). It goes without saying that I have to mention Starbucks as like I said, I do have a special place in my heart for them. I adore their Pumpkin Spice Lattes and their Iced Caramel Macchiatos. mmmmmm....... Plus their bakery stuff is quite tasty.
Now Bubble Tea is a whole 'nother ballgame but since I'm discussing yummy things to drink I have to mention it. I first saw an ad for them in my favorite local alternative newspaper, The Source. After doing some research I decided I had to try this. My first experience was that I learned to ask them to make it with Green Tea (some places always make it with Green Tea, but Balay offers both Green and Black Teas) and that Honeydew is a very tasty choice for Bubble Tea. They give you a huge straw so that you can suck up the Bubbles (large pearls of black tapioca) which are chewy and have a taste all their own. They do not taste like the tapioca you eat in tapioca pudding. Personally, I love 'em, but not everyone does. When I saw my dad after getting the Bubble Tea I made him taste it as he too is a Honeydew lover. It was not for him. My daughter, who adores anything "gummy" can only eat so many and then she doesn't like them anymore, whereas my son would probably prefer more bubbles and less tea. :o) When I went back the second time I took my kiddos with me so they could partake of this interesting and delightful drink. My daughter went for the Strawberry one (if memory serves) while my son went for (no surprise here) the Chocolate one. I chose Mango. Not my favorite. It wasn't bad, however Bubble Tea typically has some sort of cream in it and it just didn't mesh well with the Mango flavoring. Either way, it's still a big hit here except that DH refuses to try it. He has no desire to suck up a big ole sphere of tapioca. Pansy. I highly suggest that if you have the chance to try Bubble Tea, do it. You may hate it but you may love it.
Friday, September 30, 2005
Tombstones and actors, oh my!

I so wanted to go "play" with this girl after the session. She has striking features and I adored her shawl.

The director had wanted to use large tombstones but apparently had problems finding some that weren't scary (this play is a comedy), so he picked up the baby tombstone seen above. The only direction I gave the actors was to do whatever they wanted to with them...

It soooo made me miss acting, and although I've only been in one play there, it still takes me back. I even got to photograph one of my former cast members which was cool. We hadn't seen each other since "Binky and the Two-Speed Clock" days. I was a Space Panda...that's right...a Space Panda. Maybe if you're lucky I'll dig up a pic and humiliate myself. What else could be more enjoyable than that?! :oD
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Porpoises galore
I gotta say, last weekends game against the Panthers was quite good. I'm hopeful that Frerotte will be much better than Fiedler but I still say the Dolphins should've drafted Brees when they had the chance. Sadly there is no game this weekend...sigh... Maybe that's a good thing--gives me a chance to catch up on work. I just realized that my site is in Dolphins colors. hmmm, maybe that was done on a subconcious level. While I adore my 'Phins, I wasn't exactly thinking of them while I was planning the color scheme...or was I... Naturally I went with a different blue as, I hate to say it, but that aqua and orange is just...well...wrong. DH loves the Dolphins too and would probably sport one of their hats in support, yet since most of them have the signature colors he shies away from them. And he calls himself a fan. pssfffttt My dad bought me a pink Dolphins hat that my daughter has threatened to steal from me. He also got me the wonderful hoodie down below.
I guess I can't say much to my DH as half the time when I'm watching the games I don't recognize the names of the new players. He gets a tad annoyed when I say, "Who's that? I don't recognize him, is he new?" That is usually followed up by the roll of eyes, a sigh, and a "That's XYZ and he's been on the team for years. He's a second string," or some other such tidbit of info that there is no way I could 1.) possible know, 2.) if I did know remember, and 3.) regurgitate it as he does. I know my favorites, Taylor, Thomas, Minor, Chambers, McMichael, Madison, Mare, and Williams (which should be interesting to see how he does when he's finally let loose on the field), but the other guys just don't ring a bell unless I see them often, nor do I feel the need to make sure I know their names. That's not something women are good at. We remember dates, weights, locations, and how uncomfortable certain articles of clothing are, but not football player names and stats. Oh sure, there are the few women out there that have the capacity for all this extra stuff but I am not one of them. And I don't think I ever will be. I'm lucky if I can remember what I had for lunch yesterday (it was a Lean Cuisine meal, btw) and if I start cramming more info like rushing yards, touchdowns, and injuries, I'll blow up.
I do have to say that I was quite impressed with the newcomer, Ronnie Brown. He looks really good. The coaches have two seemingly awesome RB's on the team, as well as Minor. Maybe we'll get to the Playoffs this year?!! I never hold my breath during the season, though. I know better. I've been a loyal Dolphin fan since I was a kid and I understand that loving the Dolphins is loving them through good and bad times...which is more often than the former.
I gotta throw this in though...Frerotte looks a bit like a guy that would freak me out if I met him in a dark alley. I'm sure he's a normal, nice, upstanding guy but damn, his eyes creep me out. And that's how I tend to "judge"people--by their eyes. Not sure if it's the photographer in me or what, but I look at the eyes first whenever I meet people. I mean seriously...look at his eyes. He looks intense--and kinda like (damn I hate to say this too) Ted Bundy. Gus, I haven't decided if I "love" you yet (the season and your arm will determine that) but I gotta know...are you an intense kinda guy? You scare me and yet you're hot. Frightening.

(Pictures above & below are from the Official Miami Dolphins website--link over there ----->)

The killer hoodie my dad got me for the big 29 b-day
More Dead cake

Of course looking at all this cake just makes me want a piece. I have been looking for an excuse to head back down to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory for one of the caramel apples--drizzled in chocolate, of course. Granted, they aren't Mike Libs and the Chocolate Factory (formerly known as Libs Candies) which is where I worked for 3 yrs.--my first job at the family candy store--but it's still good. I also need to buy more treats to start working with Kya more. I'm thinking we can hit our favorite pet store, Bend Pet Express, and then RMCF. Yummies for her and yummies for me.
It looks like moving pics over to the server is going to take longer than I had anticipated. But, it will be done and I can get back to some serious work. For the past week or so I've been working with a local author who is a very sweet woman. She is having her first book published and I shot her head shot for the book jacket. It is a book for parents with kiddos that have special needs. Check out her site: Parenting Your Complex Child--a great resource for those who need it. I'm not sure when her book will be out or which picture they will go with, but it's exciting to know that I'll have a little part of me on it--albeit a small one. :o)
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Wedding season has come to an end...
I shot my last wedding this weekend. Total blast! They broke the "law" by having their ceremony on the golf course at a large resort community. It was such a beautiful spot that I couldn't blame them. Plus, one of their neighbors kindly handed out free beer to all the awaiting golfers as a "thank you." I guess some people got mad, which is silly in the grand scheme of things, but the couple felt it was worth it. And who in their right mind would get mad when you have free beer?! I got to bond with Blythe & Jamie during our "5-mins.-at-sunset" photo session (I always steal my couples during a lull in the reception for some fun pics and give them a chance to unwind). We discussed The Dead, Evansville, IN, my history into the realm of becoming a wedding photographer, and many other things. By the end of the night, Blythe had switched into much more comfortable attire and was posing for me. Although I wish I could've played more, it was time for me to go. I swear, if she ever comes down here again I'm stealing her for a session. You hear that, Blythe?!

So now I have tons of editing, a couple of albums, and reprints to get busy on. I can't wait for DH to get home so we can make space on this stinkin' 'puter.
Kya

Kya is our almost 4 mos. old Chinook puppy. She was born June 15, 2005 and came out of Paddlbye Chinooks. Her mom is CH 'PR' Lighthouse's Sandusky Bay, TT CGC--a.k.a. Sanni, and her dad is CH Channahon's Northern Kodiak--a.k.a. Kodiak. Kya's registered name is Paddlbye Richmond Landing (and no, we did not get to choose this name). She is a total crack up. Very sassy, mischievous, and yet loving. We had a Chinook before her...Toli...but unfortunately he died due to complications from a botched neuter (more on him and that later). "Dink-Dink" is what my husband calls her, while I prefer "Punkin' girl." All of us call her "Ky-Ky" at times too. Either way, she is a breed potential and if all goes well she will be bred when she's about 2 or 3. Our kennel name will be "Metolius Chinooks" after Toli...that way all pups coming from our home will have a little piece of him. For now we're just enjoying her and the perils of puppyhood. She starts school next week and will be headed back to the trainer we've used for years. Our trainer, whom I adore, discovered awhile back ago that we both have "Linden" in our names. Linden is her first name and it's my middle name. Gotta love that!
As of now, Kya is sleeping in her crate. She must be going through a growth lull as her appetite has slowed some for the past 2 days. We feed her raw meat and bones (as well as this nasty veggie concoction my husband makes that she usually refuses to eat) and she loves it. Her coat is amazingly shiney which convinced even me that a raw diet really is the "best." I know grains aren't good for dogs, yet I didn't think we'd see that much of a difference. Color me surprised!
Typically she can be found sleeping at my feet, on the futon, or on her bed--which took forever to convince her that it was a nice spot to lay on...not a chew toy. One day, when I have a studio, I plan to bring her with me so she can hang out and greet clients. Chinooks are such people lovers that she'd enjoy it.


